Carbonara

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I made carbonara again last night. No recipe, no measuring — I've been making it for years and it's the kind of thing my hands just know.

It's a dish that gets ruined by additions. Cream, garlic, peas, onion, parsley — every "improvement" is a small betrayal. The Romans got it right the first time: pasta, eggs, cheese, guanciale, pepper. That's it.

The version I make today has less in it than the version I made five years ago. I stopped adding olive oil to the pan — the guanciale renders plenty of fat on its own. I stopped tossing the eggs in over heat — they scramble. I stopped reaching for parmesan when I was out of pecorino. Fewer ingredients, fewer steps, better dish.

If you're going to make it, make it like this.

Serves 3, or 2 if you're hungover.

  • 300g spaghetti (bronze-cut if you can find it)
  • 120g guanciale (pancetta at a push)
  • 3 large egg yolks + 1 whole egg
  • 80g Pecorino Romano, finely grated
  • Freshly cracked black pepper, generously
  • Salt for the pasta water
  1. Get a big pot of water boiling. Salt it heavily — it should taste like the sea.
  2. Drop the spaghetti in.
  3. In a cold pan, render the guanciale over medium heat until crisp.
  4. Whisk the eggs, cheese, and pepper together in a bowl.
  5. When the pasta's done, drain it and let it steam-dry for 20–30 seconds.
  6. Toss the pasta in the guanciale and its fat.
  7. Off the heat, add the egg mixture and toss until everything is velvety.
  8. Top with more cheese and pepper. Eat.

No cream. Don't.